+ "Wouldn't be the first flying monkey I've dated."

+ "I am Susan Richards and I speak for all mankind!"

+ "Nah, we'll always be okay, you and me. Don't you reckon, Doctor?"

+ "Can any of you boys direct me to the Smithsonian? I'm here to pick up a fossil."

Cassie. 21. USA. Fierce females keep me alive (◡‿◡✿) W E L C O M E. %

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functional mute;

"After wrapping Guardians of the Galaxy I was very homesick and I was coming home to my wife and my son, who at the time was 13 months old. My wife told me ‘Hey, listen there’s a chance he may not recognize you and he may be a little shy’ and so I came in there, and he just sat right up and had this big smile on his face. He started saying ‘Daddy, daddy, daddy!’ and I just started to cry. He saw the tears in my eyes and started doing bits to make me laugh and that just made me cry more."

- Chris Pratt on the best day of his life.


I couldn’t agree more. He would’ve been an excellent mouthpiece. And who did they fish out of the arena instead? Me, who won’t cooperate.


   #bullshit  #rb: mjp1  

SCARLETT HAD A DAUGHTER WOW YOU GO NEW MOMMY YOU!!



You know what the issue is with this world? Everyone wants a magical solution to their problem, and everyone refuses to believe in magic.



Fill in this blank: I’m a badass because… (x)

suestorm:

Clint “I’m SORRY guys my phone was on silent for three years" Barton

why



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